Anonymous wondered,
Um. Clint makes Steve and Bucky read Harry Potter. The Avengers all have very, very strong opinions about which house they get sorted into. Bucky thinks he's a Slytherin, but Steve says he's a Hufflepuff through and through.

ifeelbetterer:

"This isn’t a legitimate classification system," said Steve angrily, throwing the book onto the couch next to Clint. "This is bullshit. They’re children, for cripe’s sake.”

Clint’s eyebrows rose to comical levels.

"You can’t just isolate different children or—or— or try to predetermine their characters at age eleven," Steve said, thoroughly angry. "And you certainly can’t condemn an entire fourth of your school’s population to a villainy house, what the hell is that?”

He started to pace.

"As if people never change! As if there’s no moral or ethical growth after age eleven!

Bucky reached over Clint and picked up the book. Clint gave him a look and he shrugged.

"Hell, if it makes Steve this angry, I gotta check it out," he explained.

***

"This isn’t a basis for education!" Bucky shouted. "Where are the art classes, huh? Kids this age should have access to art classes."

"Exactly!" shouted Steve. "Maybe a little less institutionalized racism and a little more arts education, am I right?"

Clint buried his head in his hands.

revolucionprusiana:

#to all those who claim that only tony treated bruce as a human being and not as a monster

samheughan:

H I C   S U N T   D R A C O N E S | (cover art by Val) ; over four hours of epic music to accompany you as you read or write that beloved fantasy novel… for each hero(ine) must embark on their own quest to new realms in order to discover who they truly are…  

“Long ago I yearned to be a hero without knowing, in truth, what a hero was. Now, perhaps, I understand it a little better. A grower of turnips or a shaper of clay, a Commot farmer or a king - every person is a hero if they strive more for others than for themselves alone.

Once you told me that the seeking counts more than the finding. So, too, must the striving count more than the gain…”

listen.

I hate when writers try too hard to make Captain America interesting~~~~

like I haven’t read Cap since Sharon but I just read the June/July solicits and like some of the teasers for what Remender’s been doing with Cap and he just seems like he’s trying to do WAY too much to just wreck Steve on the inside and out and hurling manpain at him every which way and liKE

WHY WON’T PEOPLE UNDERSTAND THAT STEVE ROGERS/CAPTAIN AMERICA CAN BE INTERESTING WITHOUT MAN PAIN AND WATCH HIM FALL FROM GRACE/SANITY/ETC ARCS.

ryley-stbatman:

Looks like Sharon Carter’s coming back this July in Uncanny Avengers, and I’d be willing to bet with the new Nomad. I’m excited to see Remender bring together his threads from both UA and Cap

#filterless #nomakeup #crappyquality #selfie #bored

SCREAMS LOUDLY ABOUT THE AGENTS OF SHIELD LIE DETECTOR TEST ANSWERS

i think regina/robin is going to be 98% of the reason i’m still watching ouat now that neal is gone WEEEEEELLLP

Name: Sheezus
Artist: Lily Allen
Album: Sheezus - Single
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ilivefortheapplause:

ilivefortheapplause:

Lily Allen | SHEEZUS

Riri (Rihanna) is’nt scared of Katy Perry’s roaring, Queen B’s gone back to the drawing, Lorde smells blood, yeah, she’s about to slay you, kid ain’t one to fuck with, when she’s only on her debut. We’re all watching Gaga lolohaha, dying for the art, so really she’s a martyr, 2nd best will never cut it for the divas, give me that crown, bitch. I WANNA BE SHEEZUS.”

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Wow yeah that Jamie/Cersei scene got fucked up QUICK THST DIDNT EVEN MAKE SENSE AND I HAVENT EVEN READ THE BOOKS